When I'm at work I always rush right home for lunch So I can check out what's up on the Brady Bunch And when I'm walking through the front door at night I gotta see who's winning on the price is right I never dreamed that I'd spend my days Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays I need my TV What's happening in this world I don't care at all It better not pre-emt Monday Night Football I can't even come up with my own views I'm taught how to think from the evening news (Sing a bunch of faggy La's La's out of tune) Back To Site