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Passively one day as the sun rose out of its house So did this little old guy as he whistled out of his mouth Happily and gay well I guess not exactly that Because he found this special girl That put him in this special trance He fell in love so quickly What the hell was he to expect That the girl under his arm wasn't the same As any other girl he had thought that he once met I guess you can only blame fate Things started getting weird as they started to kiss She often felt his beard and remembered how her father she'd missed And then quietly one day he sung a song from deep within his heart Causing some indigestion he finished with a great big fart And she knew at that one moment That song was something she heard before So she asked him to do it again Then out the door they hurried She was going to find out for sure So she analyzed his rear end S he said when I was a little girl My dad left my mom He always used to fart and sing this special song Now I wasn't quite so sure until your pants did fall Now I know that your my dad because you use Ben Wah Balls Back To Site